Rant of the week; Cloud 9 Blanc De Brightening Cream

Hello darlings!

It’s that time of the week again, and I’m back with a product that didn’t send me to cloud 9, or any other nice cloud except for the clouds in my eyes when they were filled with tears and the feeling of betrayal.


Well, maybe it wasn’t that extreme, but it stung a bit to know that this floof of a miracle didn’t go well with my skin, at all. We were supposed to fly in the sky together, while looking awesome and whitened!

I have written a first impression on this earlier, click here to check it out!

So let’s get down and cloudy with the details on this one!


Name: Cloud9 Blanc De Whitening Cream
Product: Whitening Cream
Good For: Moisture, Brightening
Product description: This magical cream brightens skin ASAP, and the naturally brightened effect lasts up to 12 hours. With continuous usage, it also lightens dark spots, reduces redness, and diminishes freckles. The best part is, this miracle is performed by organic herbal ingredients that also restore and rejuvenate skin all day.
Price: 11-18$ (Ebay, RoseRoseShop, Bbcosmetic)

As you can see from the CosDna there really isn’t anything that suggest that my skin shouldn’t get along with it, but then again, my skin has a tendency to be one sneaky motherfucker, and never play by the rules.

Texture and smell:
“It actually looks like they’ve slaughtered an innocent cloud, grabbed the essence, mixed it with some cottage cheese and stuffed it in a tub. I mean look at that! If that doesn’t scream cream gone bad, then I don’t know what does. But it smells good tho! And the spatula is still cute.” It spreads evenly and smells nice, when you first apply it you will fear that your face is gonna stay that white, but when it gets to do it’s job and soak in, it will only leave a whitening effect, not the whole I just happened to plant my face in a bucket of egg shell coloured paint.

So here’s how the testing period went!
We got along just fine the first couple of times I tried it, but I made sure to only use it daytime, because that usually is the most effective way for me to see if it breaks me out or makes me purge. It wasn’t until I tried it in my evening routine that shit hit the fan!
I ended up getting this nasty milia looking thing right under my cheekbone, but it was angry and red (it’s still there if anyone’s wondering.) And I quickly understood that the floof was the sinner in my routine, considering that my skin fix products were the only thing in my routine at the moment (and they are all tested and trusted.)

But of course, being a little too naive and hopeful I tried it for a couple of days after this, but still got the same result, it whitened, but made angry spots appear in places I usually don’t break out, so with a heavy heart I had to let it go.

So overall it annoys me, I really enjoy the effects that it gives, but I don’t want to look like a pizza face with an even skin tone but pepperoni dots all over the place!

That’s all I had about this product, not really an angry rant, but you know, how mean can one be with something that smells nice and you reeaaally want to love, because it’s made of clouds and dreams?

I probably won’t try it out again, or so she says, and hits the cloud tub once again just to make sure. But if you’ve had positive results with this product I would love to hear about it!


Patience is a virtue, and I ain’t got none!

Hello Darlings!

So, I’ve probably eaten my weight in chocolate eggs and foam rabbits this easter, counting the minutes until the next package arrives in the mail. Yes, it’s that bad.

Today’s blog entry isn’t going to be that long or informative or even remotedly funny, because here I am, fingers itching for another cart full of  K-Beauty products, tummy roaring because it wants something other than sugar and saturated fat, and skin pining for new items it can devour like the product loving whore we all know it is!

So, these are some of the goodies I’m expecting;

Some of these were purchased before I learned that CosDna is your best friend, but there is improvement! Now I only want the cute AND the good!
So here we have:

*NEOGEN Dermalogy Real Flower Cleansing Water
* A’PIEU Rilakkuma Collaboration Konjac Jelly Brightening Cleansing Foam
*Missha Calendula Deep Cleansing Foam
* Cloud 9 Blanc De Whitening Cream
* Tony Moly New Egg Pore Set
* TONYMOLY Pokemon Mask Sheet Bulbasaur

And get this, dudelings and darlings, It’s not even all I’m waiting for! So you can imagine the pain deep inside of my skin care soul when yet another day passes and no mail arrives.

Also now, looking at the pictures, this is something one could call an easter-haul; yellow, festive, and I’ve even ordered eggs. All that’s missing in that picture is a chick sitting next to them with her butt showing.
Made me laugh.

So for now that’s all I’ve got in my snail covered easter basket!
Peace & Love